"You got something funky goin’ on in the forehead area."

24/F/Your Dreams & the interior of this blog includes an over indulgence in Andrea [TWD], Game of Thrones, Seinfeld, lesbians, Kaya Scodelario, marijuana, videogames, and a lot of feelings. It's my specialty and junk.

Generally forever reblog because I'm a lazy shit, but if you enjoy shipping every female protagonist with her best friend, you'll learn to love me anyway. And look, I use tags now like a human being.

 

thedailywhat:

Nailed It of the Day: What an Okay Gift Mug for The World’s Okayest Dad
In honor of Father’s Day, Redditor MaryTerra designed this hilariously modest gift mug for his husband.

thedailywhat:

Nailed It of the Day: What an Okay Gift Mug for The World’s Okayest Dad

In honor of Father’s Day, Redditor MaryTerra designed this hilariously modest gift mug for his husband.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SHAWN? SHAWN, IT’S ME, MARY. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
JESUS, YOU GUYS, HE SMELLS LIKE A DISTILLERY. I’M GLAD HE PASSED THE BAR EXAM, BUT DID YOU HAVE TO LET HIM DRINK LIKE THIS? YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TAKEN OFF HIS SHOES. OH, AND HE’S STILL GOT GUM IN HIS MOUTH. THAT’S JUST GREAT. HE COULD CHOKE.
SHAWN? SHAWN, IT’S MARY. YOU FELL ASLEEP WITH GUM IN YOUR MOUTH. I’M JUST GOING TO GET IT OUT FOR YOU, OKAY?


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animalstalkinginallcaps:

SHAWN? SHAWN, IT’S ME, MARY. CAN YOU HEAR ME?

JESUS, YOU GUYS, HE SMELLS LIKE A DISTILLERY. I’M GLAD HE PASSED THE BAR EXAM, BUT DID YOU HAVE TO LET HIM DRINK LIKE THIS? YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TAKEN OFF HIS SHOES. OH, AND HE’S STILL GOT GUM IN HIS MOUTH. THAT’S JUST GREAT. HE COULD CHOKE.

SHAWN? SHAWN, IT’S MARY. YOU FELL ASLEEP WITH GUM IN YOUR MOUTH. I’M JUST GOING TO GET IT OUT FOR YOU, OKAY?

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

GET YOUR LITTLE DICKGRABBERS OFF ME, TOUGH GUY, OR I’LL DOT YOUR EYE FOR YOU, UNDERSTAND? I KNOW KRAV MAGA! I BENCH LIKE, 25 GRAMS! 

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

GET YOUR LITTLE DICKGRABBERS OFF ME, TOUGH GUY, OR I’LL DOT YOUR EYE FOR YOU, UNDERSTAND? I KNOW KRAV MAGA! I BENCH LIKE, 25 GRAMS! 

[preorder the book]

noelanthony:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

“A yellow rose with red petal tips could indicate that you are falling into love from friendship or a plain indication of falling in love with the person you are presenting them to.”

(Source: prescottskat)